"A watershed moment in life is when you realize that what you can or can't do is a decision, not a recollection."
"Learn to hold your tongue, and you will be fluent in every language and on all topics."
"Sometimes a lasting relationship just comes down to two people both wanting it to be the way it was."
"For most of us, the proof that there is Someone to pray to is the incontrovertible fact that there is someone to pray for."
So the other night I'm gazing into the stars and thinking, "Maybe we're alone in the universe because no one else got thrown out of Paradise."
"The good news? The good news is that a meteor is headed for Earth and is expected to get here before the election."
~~ Robert Brault