"I'll tell you what's sad. It's sad to see little kids grow up and lose all their superhero powers."
"You don't have to train to be a grandparent. Nature just molds you into an entertainment suitable for a younger audience."
"The trouble with getting up in the morning is that it's hard to rescue a day that begins with such a basic mistake."
"It's great to be friends with someone who's fun, but when they stop being fun, it doesn't necessarily mean they don't still need a friend."
"Two's company, three's a crowd, which leaves us to decide for ourselves what one is."
"First, without consulting you, they stop consulting you, and then you're notified you will no longer be notified."
"Change does not happen overnight -- until it's ready to happen, then overnight is exactly when it happens."
~~ Robert Brault