"There are reasons no one could love you -- until they become the reasons someone does."
"Sorrow is different from happiness in that it is recognizable while in progress,"
"Life is a vale of tears in which at times you just can't stop giggling."
"Nobody wants your opinion unless you maintain a suite of offices in order to give it."
"The problem with having just one body is that people keep mistaking you for the previous occupant."
"Another day like all days -- trivial things claiming importance by going wrong, important things seeming trivial by going right."