Friday, November 20, 2015

A Few November Tweets

"Two things you discover when you're older and wiser -- you're not really any wiser, and behind the wrinkles, you're not any older, either."

"Sometimes you feel like giving up, but then you look at other people who have given up, and the results aren't that good."

"Making friends is the art of finding something to like in a person and stopping right there."

"I've learned this about judging people -- you can have all the facts and not know the true story."

"You can accept reality without believing every yarn it spins."

"Sometimes you can head off a decision you'll regret by looking into your heart and finding regret already there."

"When you're going around in circles, it is not progress to report a sharp increase in circles completed."

From my book, The Second Collection

"As long as there are women in the world, men will have a greatly exaggerated idea of how many things take care of themselves"

~~ Robert Brault

Monday, November 2, 2015

October Tweets

On a gravestone:  "Do not waste another day counting on another tomorrow."

Before you ask, "What's in it for me?", think of all you enjoy today because others once cared what was in it for you.

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, since I am rarely certain, and certainty rarely benefits anyone anyway.

I was talking to the devil the other day, and he says it's not that people are sinning more, it's just that it doesn't require the temptation it used to.

Most of the excellence we see in the world is not the product of talent or genius but of self-respect.

Know thyself, still the best antidote to a sense of moral superiority.

You think of heaven as an agreeable place, which makes you wonder why so many disagreeable people think they're going there.

Ah, yes, autumn -- when the trees blush at the thought of stripping naked in public.

~~ Robert Brault

Thursday, October 1, 2015

September Tweets

"Happiness is having everything you've worked for and someone for whom you'd give it all up who would never ask you to."

"Many people consult God, but few consult God for the purpose of hearing a different opinion."

"You can be sure that the person who belittles others in your presence belittles you in their presence."

"Life is a collection of moments you would have appreciated more if you had only known they were moments."

"Nobody's perfect, nature's way of leaving something to love."

"Things happen in life that make us question our faith when perhaps they ought to make us question our life."

"Nothing lasts forever, but we often underestimate how long it can last in the meantime."

"One's hope for any day is that the good done by people of faith will outweigh the harm done by people of certainty."

"In life one thing leads to another and usually just when we think it already has."

"It is true of most human beings that if they had no physical body, they would still have an identifying scar."

~~ Robert Brault

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Thoughts On A Crowded Beach

"A pleasant smile is the wisest comment, always interpreted favorably and rarely misquoted."

"There is no more engaging quality in a person than the ability to be made happy."

"Sometimes it isn't a lie; it is just the truth broken very gently."

"The tragedy of a sad child is that a child possesses such an ability to be cheered up."

"Sometimes you must take the single step that starts the journey to discover that it is a journey of a single step."

"Life is a series of happenings so arranged that if you don't know what someone else is going through, you will soon enough."

"The heart has its reasons, and they aren't debate topics."

"A friend is someone who knows everything about you and doesn't report you to the appropriate state agency."

"Nobody's perfect, and our fondest memories of anyone are of the hilarious ways they proved it."

"It is a sad lament -- the happiness you might have found if you had taken the path that still lies right there in front of you."

~~ Robert Brault

Monday, August 3, 2015

A Break In The Break

A mid-break post, just to keep in touch...

"Sometimes regrettable things need to be said, that we might realize how much we regret them."

"How do you explain to someone you love that you don't mean it the way you're about to say it?"

"Do not envy another person's success unless you can recall envying their struggle."

"No one ever falls in love for the purpose of debating the wisdom of the move."

"It is possible to know the truth about someone and not be the person they need to hear it from."

 "Sometimes, in a relationship, we fail to put two and two together because we want so much to keep one and one together."

"There's nothing like an old photo of yourself to remind you how many different people have hid out behind that same face."

"It is no crime to lack a college education, unless, of course, you hold a college degree."

~~ Robert Brault

Friday, July 10, 2015

Friday Flea Market #3

"You can look forward to happiness, and you can look backward on it, but it's so hard to notice it to your left or right."

"What is a child's mind but a small world, and what is a teacher's job but to shine on it like the sun."

"Evidence suggests that every life form on Earth was given the choice of intelligence or perfection, and all but one chose perfection."

"It is hard to know the difference between right and wrong if you don't know the difference between wrong and different." 

"Any religion that allows one person to sin against another and apologize to a forgiving third party is going to have followers."

"There is no belief so preposterous that something more preposterous cannot be cited as further proof."

"Silence is not always wise, but it is seldom stupid."

"One day the world will end, and everything human beings have ever done will fade into oblivion, and the one consolation is that it probably has happened before."

~~ Robert Brault

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Tuesday Tag Sale #2

A Toast:

"May you have a good friend to keep you out of trouble -- and a best friend to help you go looking for it."


"You can't make someone happy by making yourself miserable, no matter how diligently you keep up your end of the bargain."

"Be someone willing to listen, and you will become the world's expert on the problems of perfect strangers."

"I think often our happiest memories are of things we wish we still believed."

"If you give it a central place in your life, what does it matter if you call it faith or you call it doubt?"

"It's a mistake, when life hands you a hard lesson, to think that you can get back at life by not learning it."

To hear a politician say, "If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't do a single thing differently" -- is to hear the best argument there is for term limits.

Speaking For Myself:

"Despite all the new warning devices on cars, the best warning device is still someone in the passenger's seat shouting, "Dear God!"

Sometimes I think, "I should stop pretending," but then I think, "No, that wouldn't be who I am."

Thoughts From Our Resident Cynic:

"I don't pretend to be God, which is to say, if I cause you grief, it's not part of a larger plan."

"Eventually you find out that Santa was really your dad and the Easter Bunny was really your mom, and you spend the rest of your life trying to find out who God really was." 

~~ Robert Brault