"I guess the reason I have never sought fame is the feedback I get from people who have already heard of me."
"Based on my proven ability to do several fool things at once, I consider it progress to do one fool thing after another."
"As part of my diet regimen, I have given up banquets in my honor, which, so far, I'm sticking to pretty well."
"I have been humbled by praise, and I have been humbled by whiffing on the first tee, and, I dunno, they're different somehow."