"I wish, at age 86, that I hadn't been so quick to complete my memoirs."
As someone who got a 'D' in third grade arithmetic, perhaps I should stop saying, "By my calculus... ."
"I wish I had done more explaining to people who deserved an explanation and less to people sitting next to me in tourist class."
"No, I don't think my life would make a great biopic. For one thing, insufficient drug problem."
I often wonder what my shadow would say if it could talk. I mean, besides, "You're in my light."
