Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Words

Words Pilate might have said to Christ, "You are charged with unlawful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you." 


Words you don't wish to have said at your memorial service:  "He was a person who, if he chased a butterfly, it would take him to the office."


Words picked up from outer space:  "Twinkle, twinkle, little star..."


Words from a graveside ceremony:  "Before I begin, please silence your cellphones."  Voice from inside the casket:  "Sorry."


Words overheard on Judgment Day:  "To begin with, I want to thank you for your service."


Words overheard at my house:  "I don't crave recognition.  I like recognition.  I crave chocolate."

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