I've just been to a seance. Everyone sat around trying to conjure up ghosts from the past. No, wait, that was my class reunion.
The devil on God: "If you ask me, He does have a tendency to demonize His opponents."
I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.
How to decline an invitation: "I'd love to come. Sounds great. I'll really look forward to it. Wait, Friday?"
Don't know about you, but I have never seen a high school diploma on a doctor's wall. I mean, if you had a high school diploma, would you hide it?
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