With apologies to Paul Anka and the co-composers of "My Way", here are some alternative lyrics I think Frank might not have objected to.
"Sometimes love needs a rest from caring and so endures for an intolerable few hours the guilt of not caring."
"If only you could stop caring, or if only you could go back in time and not start , which might be easier."
"You can be a caring person and experience life as a series of joys and sorrows, or you can be an uncaring person and experience life as a string of annoyances."
"Say what you want about marriage, it's still the best known cure for unnecessary conversation."
Marriage: a state of bliss in which if one partner dies unexpectedly, the other is the prime suspect.
Marriage: a relationship so intimate that your spouse can finish your sentences, although not usually the way you would.
"Where shall I find my happiness today -- in my memories, in my dreams, in my appreciation of the moment? That last one would be a novel idea."
"I've learned this about myself -- that beneath my carefree, superficial exterior lies a thoughtful inner spirit that just wants to party."
"To know what makes another person tick is to have information they would give a lot to know."
"What those born to wealth invariably have more of than those who have earned their wealth is pride in the achievement."
"There is almost no advantage in life that people are not willing to risk totally rather than give up partially."
"It is always those who have already won the game who believe that it should now have rules."