Mental Droppings

 Where do I get my ideas?  I have a microwave with a HALF BAKE setting.

You'll know that AI has completely replicated human intelligence when there are robots who believe they were made in the image of God.

You can be happy for a reason, or you can be inexplicably happy, the latter supplying more occasions. 

The words, "winning is everything" are most often used when there is no other discernible purpose for the activity.

The truly charitable heart does not give some and hold some back but rather gives all it has and trusts that some will be given back.

You will never disprove by evidence what has always been believed despite the evidence.

You'll know that time is traveling backwards when annoying becomes cute.

Afterthoughts #2

You don't know loneliness until the person in this world you most confided in dies, and you run to tell them who died.

Whether you believe in God or you don't, it's very hard to prove the contrary.

There are few earned rewards in life that a person will not sacrifice to preserve an unfair advantage.

It is often wise to reserve judgment -- and wiser still to recognize the moment  you've been reserving it for. 

Most people have a hidden agenda, hidden mainly from their own awareness, known pretty much to everybody else.

The words, "If I had it all to do over again, I wouldn't change a thing" would make even experience want to leave teaching.

Afterthoughts #1

 A milestone in life is the day the challenge of discovering who you really are is replaced by the challenge of being the person someone thinks they married.

The most basic strategy is to get time on your side.  The most basic tactic is to sit and wait.

Evidence: a body of facts insufficient to prove anything you don't already believe.

Truth: whatever justifies your advantage in life.  If you have no advantage in life, then everything is a lie. 

Reality: a set of default perceptions for people with no imagination

Nothing unites people in a tighter bond than denying the same obvious truth.

The painter has this in common with the golfer -- that both know how hard it is to apply a proper stroke to a still object.

First Love

From somewhere there came a harmony

Of trumpets and strings and saxes, 

And the planet seemed to be standng still.

'Twas I spinning on my axis.

This And That

"Fate is a fancy name we give to the absence of a plan."

 Nothing strains a relationship like revealing a secret that is past its "best-if-revealed-by" date.

A domestic spat is a saga of streaming episodes without, unfortunately, a "Skip Recap" button.

"Maybe you're not the best person you can be, but you have the best shot at it."


"Life is a continuing attempt to overcome the personal shortcomings that make us likable."

"You can break up a marriage and remain friends.  It's a harder thing to break up a friendship and remain married."

"If you never eat a ripe banana until you finish the overripe ones, you will spend your life eating overripe bananas."

"The problem with living happily ever after is that it means the story's over."

Reflections Before A Mirror

Who be this stranger in my glass

This ghost from yesterday,

Whose battle scars I carry still,

Whose debts I must repay,

Whose trinkets fill my attic space,

Whose idle thoughts my brain,

Whose sins reside upon my soul,

Will someone please explain

How came this mortal coil to be

My final residence,

This house forever haunted by

Its previous occupant(s)? 

More From The Miscellany Bucket

What makes the daily moral clash between mind and body so challenging is that the body actually has no morals. 

It is hard to change someone's mind who believes it in their head bone. 

The intangibles of life not only bring the greater happiness, they require less closet space.

It is often wise, before giving up on a relationship, to try one more degree of separation.

Perhaps worse than never realizing your dream is never enjoying your consolations.

One of life's harder calls is whether someone who understands you is ready to hear the rest.

We Stayed Together For The Kids

We stayed together for the kids,

Two kids we barely knew,

Who once upon a moonlit night

Back when the world was new,

Resolved to love forevermore 

And stay forever true.