"This vehicle decelerates in the passing lane."
"Turn signal not a guarantee of future performance."
"I stop for flashing blue lights."
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"Driver of the Month -- August 1956"
"My son is an honor student at Ed's Online University."
"This car climbed Death Valley."
A Bonus Thought
"Having a monthly subscription payment taken directly from your bank account is not only a convenience but, after death, a form of immortality."
"You really don't know loneliness in this world until the person you most confided in dies -- and you go to tell them who died."
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Time -- that which reveals all lies, revises all forecasts and renders inadequate all excuses.
No matter how you rush about, you will notice at the end of the day that you traveled at the speed of time.
Nothing lasts forever, although we often underestimate how long it will last in the meantime.
I live on a tiny planet orbiting a minor star. Each time the planet completes an orbit, I count off a segment of my life. Why do I do this? I dunno, it passes the time.
~~ from Short Thoughts For The Long Haul
"There are days when you feel that if you walked down the street in a clown costume, no one would recall seeing anyone in a clown costume."
"There is no actual law that says you can't get locked into a daily routine that makes you happy."
"Whatever you're trying to prove, it's good occasionally to spend a day not trying to prove it."
"Never let anything ruin your day that is not on the list of things you will let ruin your day."
~~ from Reflections
"If you would find a truly contented person in this world, it would likely be someone no one thinks to envy, who seeks no attention, invites no comparison, whose contentment is their own private business."
"Is it surrender, or is it to find contentment -- to be happy with your consolations."
"The key to contentment is the same as the key to worry and anxiety -- you must learn to make a big deal out of nothing."
"Contentment is that rare moment when you forget what you deserve and let what you have be enough."
~~ from A Few For The Road
"We speak of creating happy memories, only to discover that all memories are sad. It is only a question of whether the sadness is bitter or sweet."
"What we envy about the folks in an old family photo is not so much the life they lived as the future they imagined."
"The hardest thing about reliving the past
Is reassembling the original cast."
~~ from A Few For The Road
"A toast to Twenty Twenty-Five,
The year we kept the spark alive
And proved that even old romance
Can teach itself a brand-new dance."
