Saturday, November 2, 2024

If Life Is A Party...

If "Life is a party" as has been said, then the questions I find myself asking at age 86 are these: "Who is the host?" and "Am I a guest or somehow the entertainment?" and "Why do so many people I just met have to leave so early?" and "Why do I myself have to leave when so many interesting people are just arriving?"




Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Come Again?

 Usually I know what I'm trying to say, but sometimes I just like to throw something out there for whatever someone might decide it means.


"If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies."


"We are all the average person.  The challenge is to be the most exceptional average person we can be."


"I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it."


"I have always thought that the night sky is a marvelous example of what can be done with mirrors, assuming that's the way it was done."


"In my loneliest dream, I am alone at a railway depot, having missed the last train to eternity."




Thursday, October 24, 2024

Thoughts, Wishes, Regrets

"I wish, at age 86, that I hadn't been so quick to complete my memoirs." 


As someone who got a 'D' in third grade arithmetic, perhaps I should stop saying, "By my calculus... ."


"I wish I had done more explaining to people who deserved an explanation and less to people sitting next to me in tourist class."

  

"No, I don't think my life would make a great biopic.  For one thing, insufficient drug problem."


I often wonder what my shadow would say if it could talk.  I mean, besides, "You're in my light."

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

DUH!

To challenge someone's faulty logic and be accused of "semantics" is equivalent to challenging someone's faulty arithmetic and being accused of "mathematics."


Friday, October 11, 2024

From The Archives

How often do we search to find

  in memories of old

Or in some fancied, wistful dream

 of days to yet unfold

Or in our fond imaginings of places

  far and wide

The happiness that all the while

  is sitting by our side.



 

Sunday, October 6, 2024

Reality, You Say

 ""Yes, there's a physical reality, but only a tiny part of it, it turns out, is non-negotiable." 


"Which is to say, you can accept reality without believing every yarn it spins."


"Reality is not some fantasy world we imagine; it is a world of demonstrable fact we imagine."


"Which is to say, to accept reality is not only to acknowledge it but, in large part, to create it."

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Beware!

You would think that enough fish have "got away" by now that they would have warned the rest of the fish population not to bite at dangling worms.  And yet, after millennia, the word seems not to have gotten around.  You wonder what might be the equivalent uncirculated warning among human beings.