Dry, Sly And Wry

As reported in Genesis, the Creator surveyed His handiwork and saw that everything was good, not great, which pretty much squares with my own assessment. 

The thing I like best about keeping my own company is that I can usually sense when it's time to leave.

Nothing last forever, which is not to say it cannot seriously overstay its welcome.

If I distrust people different from me, it is because they are not different enough.

According to recent psychological studies, the need to own a dozen cats is really a suppressed desire to own two dozen cats.

A Few Things I Want (And Don't Want)

I don't want any living thing to live in fear of me.

I don't want anyone to feel that there is a truth that cannot be uttered in my presence.

I want never to see another person's honest ambitions as a personal threat.

I want never to claim that I am anyone's conduit to the Word of God.

I want never to judge or be judged by first impression.

I want to share what I've learned, not proselytize what I've always believed. 

I want never to exert power over anyone merely to demonstrate that I can.

I want never to think that people just instinctively know when they are valued or loved or appreciated.

I want, now and then, to say to those I love what I would say to them if they had just died in my arms.

Potpourri

Trouble is, well-intentioned people often make things worse, but ill-intentioned people rarely make things better. 

Somewhere amidst life's endless array of distractions lies its purpose, although it is often a challenge to decide which distraction it is.

To correct someone's bad grammar and be accused of semantics is like correcting someone's bad arithmetic and being accused of mathematics. 

Happy people are more often happy in spite of something than because of something.

Who Be These Strangers From My Past?

We are all in the course of a lifetime many different people -- strangers to us now, shadows in our past, but their battle scars remain ours to carry, their sins ours to atone, their promises ours to keep. How do you reconcile this person you are with these people you once were? 

Who be these strangers from my past 

These ghosts who haunt my day,

Whose battle scars I carry still,

Whose debts I must repay,

Whose trinkets fill my attic space,

Whose idle thoughts my brain,

Whose sins reside upon my soul,

Forever to remain.

How came this mortal coil to be

My final residence,

This house forever haunted by

Its previous occupants? 

But What If...

We think of Doomsday as when everything will end, but what if Doomsday is when everything began? 

We speculate on there being a parallel universe, but what if there's a perpendicular universe?

Science and Religion have this in common -- that they see everything as true or false.  But, see, what if it's multiple choice?

The Daily Grind

 "There are days when you feel that if you walked down the street in a clown costume, no one would recall seeing anyone in a clown costume."

 

"There is no actual law that says you can't get locked into a daily routine that makes you happy."

"Whatever you're trying to prove, it's good occasionally to spend a day not trying to prove it."

"Never let anything ruin your day that is not on the list of things you will let ruin your day."

~~ from Reflections 

A Few Personal Observations

We learn from our mistakes, which explains the education level of those who claim they have never made one.

Life is an exercise in the pursuit of happiness, the actual experience of happiness confined to brief pauses in the pursuit..

If you are to succeed in life, you must ignore the advice of those who dearest desire is to keep you from being disappointed.

No one ever entered their teen years with a well-thought-out exit strategy.

The most basic requirement of a job interviewer is to distinguish the skills needed to do the job from the skills needed to pass the job interview.

Some Old, Some New.

It is a mistake to subscribe to reality unless you also subscribe to the annual updates.

While I like a politician who claims to know what I deserve, I would hope he/she is better informed on other subjects.

The obstacle to having a better-informed electorate is that the people elected to office rarely see it as a problem. 

I have heard many descriptions of hell that sound like hell, but I have never heard a description of heaven that sounds like heaven.  Eternal hellfire is easy to imagine.  It is harder to imagine an eternity of anything being heavenly. 

All I know about wisdom is that it lies somewhere beyond ignorance and short of certainty.

The Happiness Chase

I have never envied another's material possessions, although I have envied the happiness they get from them.

There are days when I am unaccountably happy, and, in fact, that is usually the reason for it.

There are reasons for happiness and reasons for unhappiness, although unhappiness seems to be the more ingenious in coming up with them.

I compare the pursuit of happiness to a day of fishing -- it helps if you stock the pond.

Random Thoughts

Never say to someone, "I see what you're trying to say."  Few people want to hear a clarification of what they're trying to say.

It is sad to think how many domestic disagreements are wordless, conducted in mutual silence..  

In a just world you would get what you rightly deserve and everyone else would get what's coming to them.

In the end it's probably less important that you believe in God than that there's a God who believes in you.

It is rare that a woman who does the same thing every Tuesday all her married life has a husband who can tell you what she does on Tuesdays.

Ignorance is the state of knowing only what you've learned from people you want to hear it from.

There is a tendency to blame people of faith for the intolerance of people who know for sure.

Hard Lesson Learned #24:  "Never say anything in public that you are hearing for the first time." 

What Passes For Wisdom Around Here

 People incapable of faith more often find refuge in certainty than doubt.

Sometimes the faith to believe in a miracle comes easier than the gullibility to believe in the rational explanation.

Everyday life for a mortal being is mostly about doing things today that won't matter tomorrow, therein accounting for their urgency.

Generally speaking, the more you learn of how the world works, the less you blame yourself.

Most happiness, like most worry, depends pretty much on how small a thing you can make important.

Me, Myself and You

 The most life-changing "what if" we ever ask is, "What if it isn't all about me?"

The trouble with caring only about yourself is that it's always the first step to not caring about anyone. 

What you discover about self-love is that it doesn't last, and it's the devil to go your separate ways.

Today's Deep Thought:  "A miracle is something without which whatever happened would have taken a miracle."

In Every Moment That You Share

We shared a vow to love forever.

Now life's a fading afternoon,

And bent with age I fear "forever"

Was always just some whistled tune.

But then I feel your glance upon me,

And in your eyes that light sublime,

And, lo, I realize, "forever"

Had never anything to do with time.

For when a love's a boundless loving,

And when with heart and soul you've cared

Then truly have you loved "'forever"

In every moment that you've shared.   

Tender Subjects

 I asked, "How can anyone who really knows me ever love me?" only to discover that it was the only way anyone ever would.

"It's not easy -- loving someone through the chinks in their armor -- especially when the love they return is so often trapped inside."

"To truly know someone is to know the thing they never speak of -- and to recognize the silences that speak of it."