I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I have never quite nailed it.
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Meanwhile I tried to sell my life story to Hollywood, but they turned it down -- insufficient drug problem.
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Some fine day they will develop a drug for weight loss that, as a side effect, cures cancer, and it will be just my luck to have cancer but not need to lose weight.
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If you're a young person fool enough to think you can do something never before done, there are thousands of older and wiser people who will agree you're fool enough.
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